#DC Rp

[imbatman-imtired]

I’m doing more kids quotes. It’s fun.

“Holy ‘that man has the wildest haircut i’ve ever seen and a chainsaw oh my god that’s a chainsaw’ Batman!!”

- Dick Grayson at 12 after fighting a man with a chainsaw @grayson-on-the-chandelier @dickgraysonfr

“I will kill you *look directly at me then back at the villain* …later”.

- Jason Todd at 25 to Condiment King after being blasted with relish @jason-t0dd

“Is that a harmless civilian? No you fucking idiot that’s a man with a gun”

- Timothy Drake at 16 talking to Dick Grayson after he implied the villain was harmless @sleep-deprived-tim

“Why are you orange shaped?”

- Barabara Gordon at 17 talking to Penguin. @babsggordon

“Confetti!! Please die of natural causes faster.”

- Stephanie Brown at 12 talking to a very rude old man at a gala

“You grimy, red, idiotic, evil, McDonald’s chicken nugget shaped, Riddler wannabe, sad sack, ass necked, hillbilly fuck.”

- Duke Thomas at 18 losing his mind at Jason during monopoly @irl-batsignal

“Please stop hitting on my father. You look like a pencil eraser mixed with my school bus driver.”

- Cassandra Cain at 9 talking to a woman during a gala @cassandra-c-wayne

“This is just like my favorite telenovela. Tell me more.”

- Damian Wayne at 8 to me after I told him about a woman who spilled her whole life story to me @damian-al-ghul-wayne @feral-damian-wayne

[timblrdrake]

girl help i hyperfixated too hard and became a middle child

[spencerwayne-todd]

Keeping up with the Waynes

(Duke got jumped, and everyone wonders why.)

Duke: So then, he tied me up and that's when you got the ping to my location.

Damian: And you were in costume, not civilian identity.

Duke: ...Yeah?

Damian: Why did you not stab him?

Duke: Because I didn't have a knife on me?

Damian, glaring daggers at him: You absolute disgrace to the family name.

[instinct-wild-dc-irl]

@imbatman-imtired This u.

[first-boy-wonder]

Holy fuck. Your dad is a furry! - 🥩

!???????

i made a poll for this :>

[v3lvet-midnight]

"𝖌𝖔𝖉 𝖌𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖓 𝖘𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖊"

God-given solace refers to the comfort and assurance provided by God But Bruce Wayne doesn't believe in a god, only you. small tw: brief mentions of god and religion sorta

living in Gotham can have two different effects on its people, some can become religious in order to develop faith that maybe one day the crime ridden city will be no more, others see so much bad they don't believe there is even a god not with all the terrible things they witness in their home city...

Bruce Wayne was in the second group of people. After all, for the most part he was the one stopping the evil. He's fought the joker on multiple occasions, the man who was an embodiment of evil himself how can he be expected to believe there even is a god? being left on the altar was probably his final straw in believing there isn't one. The words his ex-fiancé wrote to him practically engravened in his mind, how he shouldn't be happy. If Bruce Wayne is happy there can't be a batman. Lady Gotham needs her watchful knight after all. The idea of him being unable to be happy and be batman at the same time repeats in his head like a sick mantra he can't unlearn, and it repeats more and more each time he feels any sort of joy or love.

That however didn't stop him from falling for you, you came into his life so easily and effortlessly and he just couldn't bear the thought of telling you to leave. Not when you became his safe space, not when you gave him so much comfort and affection so effortlessly without expecting anything in return it's rare that he gets to experience that. given his reputation both in and out the mask.

after so much pain he was allowed to indulge himself at least once, right? Well, he thought he should. Thats why you're in his arms right now. After a long light of patrol all he really wanted was this moment. you in his arms, his head buried in the top of your head as he lightly squeezed you in attempts to feel your soft warm body against his while letting out soft hum while feeling utterly euphoric for having you in this moment, in his room away from the bat cave away from his duties of batman. Here its just you and him. Nothing else, no worries, no duties, just him and his lover. Thats all he'll ever need.

No Bruce Wayne doesn't believe in a god or a savior. Except you, you are his comfort his reassurance in this dark world, in this crime ridden city. He doesn't believe in god, but he could swear there were shortcuts to heaven in your eyes. you were his angel, his god given solace.

[bludhavens-finest]

It’s either been a suspiciously long time since anything horrible happened to me, or Bruce gave me too much of his paranoia

[dickgraysonfr]

My stomach hurts again ughhhh😭

[two-face-same-place]

@imbatman-imtired Please don’t hunt my boyfriend for sport or let others do so.

Asking nicely so you might consider it.

[imbatman-imtired]

More kids quotes because they are in high demand.

“You look like B’s sleep paralysis demon.”

- Dick Grayson at 10 talking to Joker @grayson-on-the-chandelier @dickgraysonfr

“Please just die. I’m not allowed to kill you so do it for me.”

- Jason Todd at 8 talking to Penguin. @jason-t0dd @theredhoodofgotham

“Damn!! Sorry, you are so ugly. XOXO.”

- Timothy Drake at 16 talking to Lex Luthor @sleep-deprived-tim

“B, I want to go home. I’m very tired and everyone in here smells like cheese.”

- Stephanie Brown at 11 during a WE meeting. @spoilerpurple

“¿Que es eso? You’re blowing up Gotham cause a some lady hurt you poor little feelings? You smell like toe jam. Of course she turned you down.”

- Barbara Gordon at age 15 to some random guy who set off a bomb @babsggordon

“Acid reflux tastes better than whatever the fuck this is.”

- Casandra Caine at age 19 after eating food prepared by Lex Luthor at a gala event @cassandra-c-wayne

“Somebody once told me you smell like macaroni, please go take shower, get off my bed.”

- Duke Thomas at age 16 sung to the toon “all star” at Timothy Drake after he got home from patrol @irl-batsignal

“Oh my god! My last fuck! I-It’s flying away! I-I’m starting to not care!”

- Damian Wayne at 13 to Joker @damian-al-ghul-wayne @feral-damian-wayne

Honorable mentions:

“No more pancakes for a month. You starch addicted fool.”

- Alfred Pennyworth at age ‘awesome’ to Dick Grayson after to threw a plate at me

“Bad vibes. *stabs the villain”

- Bat-Bunni to random goon @bat-bunni

“Die die die die- *looks at me* hurt hurt hurt hurt hurt.”

- Jim Gordon at 38 aggressively shooting at Clayface

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

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[irl-batsignal]

My minecraft skin at its finest

It was originally Red Hood

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

:( hey man

how to defeat the riddler

[spencerwayne-todd]

I'll never tire of scaring my father and siblings.

@imbatman-imtired @grayson-on-the-chandelier @august0bone

You will NEVER guess what I managed to do :))

[morgsdrew]

bro bruce wayne gave me money