#DC Rp

[murderistaken]

if you avoid everything about Gotham waters, it’s actually pretty good! It’s kinda like a kinda green slushy that can give you diseases!

[only-one-todd]

I think I need a new helmet, this thing has SO many cracks in it

On the other hand it makes it look REAL cool

[stray-tim]

Hello

Hi o( ˶^▾^˶ )o

[spencerwayne-todd]

Whoops. Oh well, on with life.

Red Hood!Jason: I'm gonna kill the Joker but make it seem like an accident.

later

Robin!Tim, to Batman: It looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet.

[spencerwayne-todd]

Keeping up with the Waynes:

Steph: BATLINGS!!! We have come to bestow good news and great joy upon all of us this Christmas season.

Dick: That's right! We have convinced Bruce and Alfred to allow us to decorate the mansion the holidays this year!

Jason: Why, exactly, would we be happy about that?

Steph: BECAUSE, being in charge of decorating also means that we are in charge of what decorations go up. *smiles evilly*

Dick: Steph, no. NO

Steph: It's time for mistlefoe, baby!

Everyone but Dick: MISTLEFOE!!!!!!

Dick, curling into fetal position, crying: No. Not again. Please, God no!

Tim: *pats Dick consolingly*

Later, while watching the others (try) to decorate:

Me, to Cass: It's not even Thanksgiving.

Cass: *nods*

[redtimbrs]

I have found a rather large bleeding gash in my leg and didn't even know I was bleeding oh god I probably tracked it everywhere-

[the-blueprint-robin]

Are you sure I can't like sell one of your kidneys? We could split the money 80-20 you'd get 80 percent

i would like to keep all of my organs, thank you! :D

[basically-bernard]

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I'm keeping my promise of only reading your texts when you and my brother talk but I don't like what I'm seeing . . .

@batkid-from-another-father

ooc. I don't actually mind I just think it's funny for Batkid to butt into things when it's about Stray lmao

ACK- NO! Drake stop reading! Oh my good I’m mortified! Um! We’re just planning our couples costume for next year! That’s all!

[damian-al-ghul-wayne]

Opinions on Alfred the Cat getting tumblr 🐈‍⬛

Absolutely one of my favorite tumblr accounts to ever exist if you did not know.

[therealalfredthecat]

Damian was playing with other cats...

[redtimbrs]

Hah that's funny I love this

Tim showing up to Wayne Manor aged 13 wearing a t shirt saying "I'm not the step Robin I'm the Robin that stepped up"

[irl-batsignal]

@timblrdrake admits to eating a book

[bludhavens-finest]

When my heart stops before 30 no one should be surprised

[spencerwayne-todd]

He is really pretty. I should get him flowers.

more pretty jason tehe

[the-original-robin]

It somehow physically hurts to read your recent post please Dickie please learn how to use modern slang

💀🐦

are you talking about, 'skibiti' and the other words? if so I'll stick to what I have now...